BRITNEY SUPPORT GROUP

I have decided that i need to put it in writing:

Britney Spears will make the MOST AMAZING come back the WORLD has seen. Oh yes, you who think she's gone and let herself go, she's fat, unredeemable, trashy, needs a haircut, needs parenting lessons, needs brain implants, YES YOU, ... i 've lost my train of thought.. oh yeh, YOU will see, you will be shamed. You will be shamed. Im actually not really sure where this blog post is going. Looks like down the drain from here.

Okay basically this is my message to Britney, DON'T GIVE UP, don't let yourself go, DONT LISTEN TO ALL THOSE PAPARAZZI AND INDIE ROCK CHICKS WHO THINK YOU ARE FAT AND A BAD PARENT. THey are ONLY TRYING TO BRING YOU DOWN. I believe in you, I believe in your ability to sell lots of records and publish your thoughts on t-shirts (i am secretly impressed that you can edit your thoughts down to one sentence). If you were my mum, I'd appreciate a driving lesson at eighteen months, the learner dudes tell us we should have at least 90 hours practise, and look, if you are starting from eighteen months, i think your kids will be great drivers. And freeway driving, that's advanced...

Also, can someone please RECOGNISE your ability to make MILLIONS of dollars IN THE MUSIC industry whilst NOT BEING ABLE TO SING! That is truly, truly a talent. I know that sounds like I'm making fun of you, BUT IM NOT, you are truly a capitalist, you must have been reading Marx. SEE! you are smart as well.

In anycase, Britney, I SALUTE YOU.

PLEASE, show your support. I only want ENCOURAGING comments. This is a Britney SUPPORT group.