Monday, June 05, 2006

The other thing i would like to say is that i got a job telemarketing charities. And like me and my big mouth, so I'm in induction. And should just give you some insight into my psyche - i was like 'oh wow im so cool i get paid $17.9 and hour to get people to donate to charities.
I'm like so excellent' (yes i included the word 'like' in my thought process..) So then she's* like 'any questions'. And obviously i have questions (just ask Mrs Diamond.. OMG year 12 joke, how lame) so i ask 'And so does all the money that gets dontated go to the Cancer patients? (I was working on CanTeen)' And she's like "NO" - "it goes to siblings and children of patients to go on CAMPS to make themselves feel better and sing coombayah".

NOW DONT GET ME WRONG i think mental help in terms of making siblings feel better is important BUT WHAT ABOUT THE F-ING PATIENTS? like um, they are DYING and their siblings are going off to camps... interesting concept.

Also, a guy a named DREW TANNER donated $50. Is Drew Tanner not the most SOAP OPERA name you have ever heard? i told him so... he laughed i think... he was probably a hot gardener as well...

*scary induction person

8 comments:

ozraeli said...

can i have the money instead? i like singing koombayah and making paper chains and trying to deal with the guilt of having A SIBLING OR A PARENT WHO IS DYING OF CANCER WHILE ASKING MYSELF WHY THEM AND NOT ME, WHY AM I ALLOWED TO LIVE??????!?!?!?!?!?!?

maybe the patients are getting e what they need? and besides, they're going to die anyway.

Anonymous said...

I love hot female gardeners, with their new fangle T.Vs I.P.O.Ds and X.B.O.Xs.

Anonymous said...

If i know somone whos dying can i go the camp?

Anonymous said...

Nech ever wonder how funny it would be if Drew Tanner checks your blog?

nechy said...

ahaha such a good point, and then he left me a picture and he WAS a hot gardener...

Anonymous said...

My next door neighbors have a hot gardener and he knows it and he always checks me out everytime i see him but not in a 'I'm interested in you' way but in a 'I could have YOU (specified by the glance) if i wanted YOU' way. next time i'll tell him he reminds me of Drew Taner. It may be the next hot pick up line.

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