Okay i am in the internet cafe and i am being treated like a really cute puppy by my terribly cute jeep driver who is 21 and coming to play cards tonight which is fun






I forgot several very funny things. Firstly on the drive to the trek we passed the Indian Army training center.. oh yes this consisted of soldiers training on the side of the road. And also there was a "holiday retreat" which was on the side of the road - it was this british looking house with parkland and it even had a lookout spot - yes to look out onto the road. Seriously hysterical.

Yes and our travel agent is coming on to Sarah which is hilarious because.. well.. it just is. But it means we are getting a better trip so.. thank god. We went to a Party for Islamic gods and saw goats being slaughtered - it was very fun. My dad would have loved it. And then we ate with our hands and i was being slightly mischievous - i was trying to get a peek around the house (which i had been in but they were treating sarah and I like tourists which was stupid coz we have been in the house before (our travel agents house - he is filthy stinking rich). Anyways i feigned toilet break and went snooping.. didnt get so far and then had to actually go into their bathroom which is a hole in the ground and the ground was all wet. i guess i deserved it for snooping. ALSO a 12 yr old kashmiri boy was making bedroom eyes at me.. i cant remember whether i wrote that already but it was very very funny. So far it has been one big laugh with many a tear. Will keep you all posted!

ps. spelling mistakes, shmelling mistakes.