WAIT i recovered the post...

A Million Star Hotel/Chasing the White Rabbit

SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED!
I am currently in Mumbai - I'm actually a bistle sick.

I was, it seems like AGES ago, in Curie on a camel safari. I say Million Star Hotel because we stayed out over night in the desert and the sky was completely clear.
This guy Raj, who told me he was just this free guy who didn't get wages and was paid in food, was actually lying. He was the owner and clearly couldnt resist coming out in the middle of the night with 3 white girls. Actually he was quite funny. We lit a fire and all sat around. There were dung beetles EVERYWHERE and they slam into you like a tennis ball.. it was fun. I put one down Sarah's top.
Raj then took us to see Indian dancing. He had a motorbike so i went with him on that - it was amazing being in the desert on a bike in the night.
Also, this is so fitting, but Sarah's camel had bowel issues...
We camped out on the sand dunes and ingested a sandy dinner. I think we eventually fell asleep around 3am and woke a 6am. It was amazing and wonderful. I highly recommend it.
Oh yeah and we shared riddles... And i made a funny joke accidently - it's quite rude so everyone block your ears (if you are a parent on sister).
What do you call a donkey with 5 legs?
Hung like a horse.

To Mumbai we went. Actually we had quite a harrowing time - we had to say goodbye to our English 'friend'. Yeh. That was hard.

Okay now i can't be bothered..

To be continued....