Sunday, February 18, 2007

I am not going to tell you about my shopping but all i need to let slip is one fact. My house was called by the fraudulent department of my bank because they thought the card had been stolen. because it had been used.
a lot.

What else is there to report? Well you do the maths, three days in NYC and i have used my cc alot, so think of all the time that took. then add a visit to the statue of liberty, the UN, SoHo (okay so that was a day of fraudulent behaviour), shabbat dinner at a friend of sarah's, lunch and shmoozing with family, the museum of natural history and central park. And the trump and times-warner building.. and FAIRYWAY.

HAVE I TOLD YOU GUYS ABOUT FAIRWAY?? oh my gosh. There is also another one i went to, like fairway with a z in the name but i can't remember was it is. they are both on the upper west side which is where i am staying.
THEY are HUGE HUGE MASSIVE GIGANTIC supermarkets with the MOST AMAZING array of foods you have ever seen in a supermarket. in fact, let us look at the etymology of the word 'supermarket'. this word MUST have been invented in NYC because this place is literally like a market - like a massive food market atmosphere - and it's SUPER. so hence the history of the word supermarket (also have u noticed how things here are "super, right?"). So yes i can't go on enough about this place. And the amount of premade food is unbelievable. they are right when they say (who is they,i dont know) that you need not cook in NYC. it's truly amazing. AND THE CHEESE SECTION. *drool*. i can't even go into it. in fairway the whole bottom level is normal food and the WHOLE TOP LEVEL is organic. *sigh*

what else? im living with two cats**. one of them is really nice - rosco - is a charmer, But that madeline is seriously vicious. I mean she tried to kill me the other day. AND i noticed this morning that she sharpens her claws on this statue of a tree. like full on. how vicious is that. and then ONE TIME when i tried to pat her she like.... opened her jaws on me! and then one time when i accidentally slammed the door coming in, she stalked me into the bathroom!!! and i play with them, with a string, and rosco is okay with it, but madeline, phoah! she is like LIGHTENING. i cannot compete with her. i often think that her behaviour is indicative of a jealous girlfriend. she doesnt realise that i am temporary and rosco will be hers very soon, you know? but we have a truce at the moment. she keeps me close - like an enemy - probably because she knows that i have access to the food.
let's just say it's a delicate relationship.

Well i have one more day here. I think the plan is Times Square, MoMA, a Jewish deli and yeh, whatever else falls onto my credit card..

oh and did i mention this city is fantastic?


**the following paragraph is somewhat exaggerated... (please don't sue me Justin and Rachel ( i dont even know if they read this))

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