Im in a really sluggish mood today. I know have to do work but i just can't be assed. and it's really bad because i know that everyone else (in my course, which is the only reason i have to work if we are looking at this with a comparative framework) is probably working.

I have also begun refusing to answer questions for which a sweet is being proferred. My lecturer awards fantales to students who answer questions. I think it is morally objectionable because it promotes competitive feelings which are inherently found anyway in law students. and on those grounds i have decided not to answer any questions for an edible reward.

That brings me to my next point - i have this competitive friend* who is always following me* and generally worships* me. She knows that i am much more fashionable* than her, because i am always at the head* of fashion, doing things FIRST* etc.

Anyways, this girl is a LITTLE SICK, so i am SHOUTING OUT TO HER. (and specifically writing in a patronising manner because i know she enjoys this).

so, GET WELL person.
(I wont say your name in case you decide to sue me under some sort of tort? would it be a tort? probably, seems like the most likely area of law to sue for something so ridiculous...)

* anything with the star is questionable on account that it may, in fact, be a lie.