Paris Hilton Autopsy?

Um.

Does any one else think that Paris is defiling the connotations of her own name? I am a big advocate for Paris the country (okay city, I'm not editing it out), but these days when you say Paris people are definitely thinking of her porn video, or her simple life show, or her flair for idiocy, or something about wasting taxpayers money in jail...

AND NOW

We had the beloved newspaper (okay that was an exaggeration) but the newspaper is covering a story about a NY artist making a lifesize nude clay sculpture of the 'princess' and MAKING LOTS OF MONEY. As if Paris's antics aren't enough on their own. hrmph.

(smart though.. wish i could make money, i've started thinking about a life-size clay sculpture of Ian Thorpe.. (not that I've ever thought of such a thing before))

(no seriously, i don't find ian thorpe attractive, even though i alluded to it. Just had to put it out there)

WAIT I GOT IT: Kylie. Oh wait, that's been done hasn't it?