MY MOTHER JUST TOLD ME THAT MY BLOG POST WILL BE CORNY.

WELL. We'LL just see about that.

QUESTION:

WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF MY LIFE?

ANSWER:

TO DEAL WITH PAPER JAMS.

QUESTION:

HOW DID I LEARN TO BE ANNOYING?

ANSWER:

SHE WAS SOCIALISED BY THE PRINTER. PAPER JAMS ARE ANNOYING AND GIVE A PURPOSE FOR PEOPLE TO LIVE. THEREFORE SHE IS ANNOYING AND HER PURPOSE IS TO FIX PAPER JAMS. YOUR PURPOSE (readers of my blog) IS TO FIX ME. BECAUSE I AM ANNOYING. LIKE A PAPER JAM.

(this has come after exactly 10 paper jams whilst trying to print my torts notes)