OKAY toooo funny.

SO i did like 3 practise crim exams yesterday, and went to sleep rather fitfully.
And this is what i dreamt:

(setting the scene - it was like my dictation of what was going on became written down in a practise exam)

QUESTION ONE:She was very young when she developed a crush on X Y (X Y is a person that most of you know - one of those random people that pop into your dream from your psyche and you are like.. wtf?).
X Y was a member of the football team. X Y is also very popular. Unfortunately for her, X Y was also a Jehovah's witness.
She couldn't play football and has not seen X Y since she was young. Shesees X Y on the way to the park.

1) How should I approach X Y?


QUESTION TWO
She decided to get X Y's attention. She attaches a cord of rubber to the end of a coat hanger. Shehopes to swing the rubber around her head like a lasso and fling it at X Y. (She is hoping this will get X Y's attention). (the requisite image came to my mind)
When She lassos the coat hanger, instead of hitting X Y, she misses him and the coat-hangers end up swiping three babies sitting in a row on the grass.

AND THEN I WOKE UP.

So i'm wondering, what would have been the question...

but seriously.. that is warped.